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Title: Conversation from the humvee
Fandom: Generation Kill
Rating: PG-13 for language
Words: 1 280
Summary:
Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction based on the characters as seen in the HBO mini series, not on Evan Wright's book, and certainly not on the real person portrayed in said mini series. Which means that, as far as everybody knows, it never happened.
Notes: If there was ever a person on Earth who had less than 2 things in common with a US Marine, that could totally be me. So, this is not only a complete surprise, but also something that should not be taken seriously at all. I am also not a native speaker of English, learned at school where everybody carefully avoid swear words and colourful language of any sort. So, this little thing was exceedingly fun to write, but it might lack... panache, I suppose.
Regardless, I do hope you will find it funny.

'Corporal Person, are you a faggot?'Collapse )
 
 
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Title: A slow process
Pairing: Sho/Ohno/Nino
Rating: PG-13 for kissing
Words: 5 500+
Summary: in which Ohno notices, Sho wants, and Nino has to do all the work.
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened, it is pure fiction.
Notes: It might not be obvious, but I do think that Sho is the main character in this.
Also, I have been almost completely out of the fandom for more than a year, so hello again! If we're lucky, this fic won't kill you.
Beta by the lovely mintceres.

Ohno doesn’t remember exactly what triggered the whole thing.Collapse )
 
 
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27 April 2010 @ 12:57 am
Title: I'll kiss your shadow
Pairing: Aiba/Jun
Rating: PG-13?
Words: 664
Notes: this was actually supposed to be for the a kiss, and all was said contest, but ended up not quite meeting the guidelines. I don’t know how to create fully established situations, hence the shortness and possibly confusing setting.
Not beta-ed \o/

Having Jun is different than taking Jun, or what Aiba imagines taking Jun would beCollapse )
 
 
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Unbeta-ed cracktastic gift fic. Feel free to ignore.

Title: in which Jurassic Park is nothing but a shameful lie
Genre: UTTERLY POINTLESS CRACK
Rating: G
Words: 281
Notes: Velociraptors were turkey-sized. Sadly, this is relevant. Also, the idea isn't mine, someone came up with it in a recent JE fic meme.

Nino was watching the show from his spot on top of a pile of rocks.Collapse )
 
 
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22 September 2009 @ 12:19 am
Title: stars
Pairing: Ohno/Nino
Rating: G
Words: 441
Notes: Short and pointless, written at work. Not beta-ed :x
Based on the Popolo October interview, translated by saladesu here.

Sakurai: And the lovey-dovey-ness between you and Nino has increased too, hasn't it?
Aiba: The two of you, are you dating? An intra-group love?
Matsumoto: It's okay if you use our 10th anniversary as a coming-out, you know.
Ninomiya: And what would you do, if we were serious (laughs)?
Matsumoto: If that's the case, do it quietly.


'You can't blame him, Nino.'Collapse )
 
 
 
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Title : A few more or less realistic hypotheses on the hows and whys of Tanaka Koki's eyebrows
Fandom : KAT-TUN OTL
Rating : G
Genre : utter crack
Summary : Tanaka Koki used to be a very cute kid. No, really.
Notes : I do not know anything about Kat-tun, but brvd has a fetish for Koki's eyebrows. Being the considerate friend that I am, I had to do something to help her satisfy her obsession. These were written mostly on the train. Since they don't require a lot of intellectual work, there might be more. (please, brvd, don't make me write more.)
Warning : the author is being mean to Kamenashi Kazuya.
Beta : are you kidding? I would never inflict that on my beta, she doesn't deserve something so horrible. Expect terrible grammar and various (but hopefully creative) mistakes!

#1
Words : 768
When Koki was fifteen, there was this girl who lived in his neighborhood.Collapse )

#2
Words : 546
Koki has a sister three years older than him. They have a typical brother-sister relationship.Collapse )

#3
Words : 945
Note : maybe not so much crack in this one, huh.
When Tanaka Koki enters Johnny's Entertainment, he is far from being the manliest of the bunch, but he is also far from being the girliest, and takes comfort in that thought.Collapse )


I am terribly sorry m(_ _)m
 
 
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